The Eternal Optimism of Oilers Fans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Great 97 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.062 billion Oilers Fansians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oilers Fansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion Pucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,283 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, rare steaks seem even bluer now, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilers Fans's national animal is the Bearded Nuge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Optimism.

Oilers Fans is ranked 290,748^th in the world and 131^st in Canada for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.